Sunday, September 10, 2006

A Wandering Minstrel

Congratulations to my sister Shan and her fiancee Mark on setting a date for their wedding.

On the 4th August 2007 (although I know these dates sometimes change nearer the time) she should be wandering through the makeshift mud ailse into a barn in south Kent to marry her beloved, in a manner beffiting two veterinarians.

I am flattered to have been asked to play guitar as Shan stomps down what I imagine to be a dirt track. This is going to be a proper hill-billy wedding!! Anyone who knows me will know that despite having been in possession of guitars for the best part of my life, guitar is not my strongest instrument. I better get practising, that or buy a lumberjack shirt and learn the banjo.

Shan's given me some leeway to think of something fitting myself. I will have to play my cards carefully here or risk creating some schism whereby I am no longer invited to family events nor indeed loved by my family anymore. So agit-prop may not be the order of the day, but I will not, I WILL NOT play something insipid like Jack Johnson.... OK, I will if they really want me to. Maybe I could persuade them with some Hank Williams.

Anyway, all my love to you both.

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:39 am

    It's great news. However do you really think your sister will be wading through mud?

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  2. Anonymous10:02 am

    What is it with all these weddings?! Congrats to Shannon and all of the Morton family though!

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  3. Mum - we can only hope.

    Thom - we're getting to that dreaded age. Everybody wants to look like Marley.

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  4. Congratulations, Shannon and Mark !

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  5. Anonymous12:09 pm

    congratulations!

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  6. Anonymous6:04 pm

    Not sure hillbilly is the description I was hoping for - think I'm more likely to get into OK magazine if we call it rustic ?!
    Thanks for the congrats guys...
    What about a bit of Dylan ? I know he's a bit god squad now but no ones perfect

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  7. Dylan sounds perfect. But only if I can mimic his voice.

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  8. They're certainly high on list of consideration, but I suspect the Chilli Peppers will win the day.

    Seriously, I'm thinking They Might be Giants.

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  9. Anonymous6:37 pm

    MINIMUM WAAAGGGE! EYAH!

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  10. Anonymous12:15 am

    chas and dave?

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